Not to alarm yall or anything but Brock FINALLY found himself a fucking queen
some of y’all never wanted to spend your youth searching for a dead welsh king and it shows
me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing
no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.
I’m starting to see why messengers were gettin’ shot
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
- everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
- you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
- everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
- multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
- wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
- no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
- big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”
Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.
Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—
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